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Turkey Eclipse

Where one bends over creating a normal 'eclipse'. Additionally, upon execution one must also grasp their cock (keeping it from view of the victim) and shake their balls whilst making the gobbling sound of a turkey. Try and keep the turkey eclipse in view of the on-looker despite their attempts to escape whilst maintining audio - this creates an awkward shuffling appearance also reminicent of a turkey
Whilst Adam was on the phone to his girlfriend i demonstrated a turkey eclipse for his viewing and listening pleasure to try and liven up conversation - upon trying to exaplin to her what it was i maintained position and pitch untill she hung up.
by Minge Matt August 29, 2006
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Facial Eclipse

When a woman with a large ass (aka moon) sits on the face of her sexual partner, covering it completely.
by shankaskank October 17, 2010
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Mitsubishi eclipse

RS model = chick car GSX = balls to the wall mans whip. the guy that posted number 2 is a retard
mitsubishi eclipse GSX is the turbo all wheel drive
by mc loven ur mom June 20, 2008
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Coral Eclipse

The end of everything.
An anime website.
When the moon and the sun colide.
The apoclypse is similar to the coral eclipse.
by Ecliptica June 17, 2006
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scrotal eclipse

The act of placing a scrotum over one's eyes, thereby restricting the amount of ambient light that an individual can perceive.
When I woke up I thought I had overslept, but soon realized that I was temporarily blinded by a scrotal eclipse.
by hoary marmot August 31, 2010
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Anti-Eclipse

The term used to describe the period of time when neither the sun or moon are visible. This is most prevalent when there is an eclipse occurring which is not directly visible by you. Not to be confused with a new moon.
L - "God Richard, why can't I see the moon tonight?"

R - "Maybe It's foggy?"

L - "No I think it's a new moon"

R - "Just checked Google. There's an eclipse in Australia"

L - "Ahh! Must be a good ol' Anti-Eclipse then"
by Lambat May 17, 2011
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dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.
Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?
by QueenMae May 31, 2014
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