Total Eclipse

Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".

She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"

by Motormannick November 18, 2021

Solar Eclipse

1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.

2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.

I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.

by foogama March 6, 2008

Ballooner Eclipse

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.

Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".

by Friendly Leprachaun August 24, 2010

sahara eclipse

when a child looks at a woman's cleavage and then innocently looks away, hoping to god that person didn't notice.

hey fred?
yeah caroline?
i think little joe gave me a sahara eclipse
oh that's not good.

by orca_in fishnet-stockings May 29, 2021

Solar Eclipse

She is the best friend you can ever have; she is always helpful and loves diamonds. She is one of the best friends you can have so please appreciate her.

A: Who is your best friend?
B: Solar Eclipse, obviously!

by -SGplayzstation November 20, 2022

Eclipse Dick

When a lady is giving head to a negro in the dark and his girthy dick covers up the his pearly white teeth and eyeballs.

Kylie- "I think I saw an eclipse dick last night!"
Alli- "wow that is a once in a lifetime experience!"

by NotBraden December 31, 2018

Testicular Eclipse

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.

Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!

by TheMagicalPenis January 21, 2019