Earth 

Location of Emperor of Man and Imperial halls. Also called Holy Terra. Generally considered to be an impenetrable fortress.

The Earth has hundreds of thousands of space marines

Earth by anyone that ever walked the earth ever April 30, 2005

Earth 

Harmless.

Alien 1: Please, buddy, you gotta tell me how to escape all this chaos! I need some place harmless, man!

Alien 2: Go to Earth, then.

Earth by bat_hero August 29, 2009

Earth 

The only planet that is flat. It holds a whole lotta peeps on it.

The earth is very flat.

Earth by Earthlikething July 10, 2017

earth 

flat.

"earth is flat"
"hahahaha... wait ur serious?"

earth by some white millenial January 16, 2018

Earth 

is flat

the Earth is flat

Earth by SUCC [D.A.N.K] February 23, 2018

Earth 

A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.

Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously

Earth by Phoeboop July 16, 2018

Earth 

A place that is flat

Jim:"Look at how not spherical that place is."

Mark:"Must be an earth."

Earth by Ikeshrafter June 9, 2018