A place full of people who think that their planet is a sack of shit and feel the need to constantly be pussies and insult it. Once a hundred of these people meet on the internets, and piss off the Christians, god will descend from on high, deliver and almighty Deity-bitch-smack, and a kick in the balls/punch in the ovaries, then return to heaven.
So said the idiots:
"Earth is a sack of shit."
And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch.
And god did say to the doubters:
"Let this be a lesson to thee."
And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say:
"Punk-ass bitches."
"Earth is a sack of shit."
And god did descend from on high, and delivered a great bitch-slap to their idiot faces. And to the male doubters he did deliver a bone-shattering kick to their genitalea. And unto the genitalea of the female doubters, he did deliver a brick-breaking punch.
And god did say to the doubters:
"Let this be a lesson to thee."
And then he ascended back to the heavens, but looked around, before he dissapeared, and did say:
"Punk-ass bitches."
by Trek August 25, 2006
A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004
by ODDin December 29, 2005
Guy 1: Hey, look at that douche with the dreads over there,
Guy 2: HAHA, oh god, he's so 'Earth'
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Guy 1: Veggie Burger Please
Guy 2: Shut up 'Earth' Fag!
Guy 2: HAHA, oh god, he's so 'Earth'
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Guy 1: Veggie Burger Please
Guy 2: Shut up 'Earth' Fag!
by onethirty May 3, 2009
The third planet in the Sol system, Earth is a Class-M planet with an oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere. It is the only planet we know of that is inhabited by sentient lifeforms. The main species is homo sapiens, not because they have the largest numbers, but because they are the most technologically advanced. If we manage to develop faster-than-light spacecraft, we will eventually rule the galaxy.
by Disillusioned Hippie September 24, 2005
A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.
Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.
by Elite December 2, 2003
Mars - Hey Mercury i need a piss
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
Mercury - Yah, me too. Should'nt have drank that last beer
Mars - Can't wait for the toilet, i'll just have a piss on earth
Mercury - Same thing
by hahaha July 22, 2003