Wan Buy DVD?!?!

A sentence used by a crazy chinese man who can't speak English who approaches you out of nowhere asking if you would want to buy a DVD that he filmed in the cinema.

Mike Rotch: *walking down the road normally*

Chinese Man: *approaches Mike* Hey You! Man Wiv White Face!!!! Wan Buy DVD?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Mike Rotch: No dude back off.

by JumpDaClifff October 30, 2011

Elf Dvd

Low priced DVD that’s just too hot to handle, There ant no lower price than that of an Elf DVD. You want great quality at a great price look no further than Elf DVD.

Damn women you need yourself an Elf DVD!

by That Sexy Elf July 16, 2008

Juke DVD

To Dodge or Surpass Some Fuck Shit

Mom Wants me To was the Dishes But Little does she know it’s a Juke DVD

If you buy shoes from Kjulio He gone Juke DVD yo Ass

by Kjfrmda44 October 10, 2018

Black DVD

An absolute masterpiece in pre 2000s cultural cinema. starring Bang Crockley

"What did you think of Black DVD?"
"I could never love something as much as black DVD, so I left my wife"

by blackdvdenthusiast December 10, 2025

miracle of dvd

The miracle of DVD is like the miracle of 9/11 to George W. Bush.

"I love the miracle of DVD!" - George W. Bush (He really meant to say 9/11)

by SonofSpawnofSatan October 13, 2023

The Maleficent DVD Effect

The Maleficent DVD effect is a term used to describe the immense fear of a fictional character that also might've resided from a passion for the character. This fear could reside in nightmares, resurfacing of old fears from your childhood, etc. This term stems from my huge fear of Maleficent as a kid, and how when I woke up early in the morning, went to the living room, and would see the cover for the Maleficent movie DVD, I'd be scared out of my mind. It caused me to hide under blankets on the floor because I thought I saw her shadow and cast away anything that had Maleficent on it. The thing was, I was the one who wanted the DVD because we saw a bit of it at a drive-in, and I didn't get to see the full movie, so I ultimately became terrified of something I was deeply interested in.

Someone: "Dude... I started hyperfixating on Carrie like a month ago, and now, at the slightest mention of Carrie, I get nightmares, and my fear of the dark comes back. My dad had to take away the book and tell me to stop watching stuff about Carrie because of how scared I'd get."
Someone Else: "Yeah, sounds like the Maleficent DVD effect man."
Someone: "Huh?"
Someone Else: "Basically a fear of a specific fictional character that you like."
Someone: "Oh."

by Ezraspainter August 10, 2024

DVDADO

An acronym for "double vaginal, double anal, double oral." The holy grail of all multiple penetration videos, DVDADO has not yet been officially documented and remains an urban myth.

DVDADO - Six dicks, three holes, one girl - that's all that needs to be said

by saggyjones April 28, 2011