Diving Into The Red Sea

when you go down on a girl whos having her period

you sick fuck.

by spiffylicious November 17, 2003

hedge diving

verb. To hedge dive. To run at, and jump through, over, along or onto a hedge or bush. This may then be combined with other crazy stunts eg jumping off wroxham bridge and catapulting "tic tacs" at each other and filmed. this "film" may then be watched back at parties and social gatherings in order to provoke laughter and show just how manly the participants as it is quite dangerous and has caused savere injuries.

Me: Hey you guys, it's four o'clock in the morning and we have nothing to do. Lets go hedge diving and film it.

15 mins later

Darren: Hey guys i think i've broken my ankle, no joke.
Me: God my head hurts.

by Yarham January 4, 2005

McMuff Diving

The act of performing cunnilingus while eating a savory McDonald's Egg Mcmuffin. The greasy slurry of half chewed egg, ham, and English muffin acts as a natural lubricant and flavor enhancer. A must for any lesbian fast food enthusiast.

I'm so glad I made it on time for McDonald's breakfast. What's a Sunday morning with the the Wall Street Journal and a little Mcmuff diving?

by Dlinkquent June 16, 2009

Going/diving In Dick First

A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.

Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.

by GandalfTheGreyyy September 25, 2013

People Against Underage Driving In Reverse

People Against Underage Driving in Reverse, or P.A.U.D.I.R. for short, was formed on January 10th, 2007 after an accident in a residential driveway caused thousands of dollars in damage to a vehicle. The driver not named and under the legal driving age, put a truck in reverse and crashed.

The main mission of the P.A.U.D.I.R is to fight to keep residential streets, highways, and driveways safe from underage driving in reverse....

Oh Shit, People Against Underage Driving In Reverse are going to hunt that bitch down.

by Steve Perry January 12, 2007

driving while turbo

Operating a motor vehicle while in turbo mode. Often referred to as DWT for short. This can be extremely dangerous and should be avoided. My suggestion if you're in turbo mode and you need to get somewhere is to listen to music that sucks like Celine Dion or Nick Lachey.

Guy 1: "Oh man, last night I got pulled over for driving while turbo agian"
Guy 2: "Seriously? That's like the 5th time for you isn't it?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, apparently driving down the wrong side of the road while you're hanging out the driver's side window hitting street signs with a baseball bat and screaming the lyrics to Paralyzer is a dead give away that you're in turbo mode."
Guy 1: "I'll burn you my James Blunt CD, I actually think you'd like it. Plus it will help you drive better"
Guy 2: "why do I hang out with you? you're a queer"

by TRON 2.0 January 28, 2008

Drunk Driving

An act in which an intoxicated (drunk) human being
drives a moving vehicle.

Drunk Driving is exremely serious and over all NOT a game.
Often causes wrecks, injuries, deaths, mutilation and is illegal in all states.

by MeganMalfunction January 16, 2010