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douche nozzel 

the business end of a douche the part that does the real nasty work, smells and stained

when douche bag just wont work!
Man, Wade crittenden and Nathan wright are such douche nozzels

douche nozzel 

a douche nozzel is a person that is a panzy ass mofo that runs from everything hense the nozzel part
dude your a douche nozzel, face your reality
douche nozzel by jesterkrew666 February 19, 2009

Douche nozzel 

1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.
1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.

2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.

douche nozzlery 

group (or meeting) of smug dickless shitlips

convention of shitheads
"golly Johny, school sure is a douche nozzlery"

douchenoozle 

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.
Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.
douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011

Douchnozzle 

A douchnozzle is an individual who is less than, or lower than, a douchbag. These individuals cannot be compared to the entire apparatus, but can only be reasonably compared to the business end of the device: The greasy, nasty little tip.
Look at that douchnozzle riding that scooter wearing those faggy-looking red, white and blue fingerless gloves! Rock on EASY RIDER!
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.

Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.
Douchnozzle by Rook's Buddy May 7, 2010