Donut 

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

Donut by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

Donut 

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*

Donut by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

donut 

slang for hairy asshole

yo, your donuts really hairy! you should shave.

donut by dbzbsnfncxs May 25, 2019

Donut 

The best Circular food you could ever have

The donut was fantastic

Donut by SUMFURRYTHING July 15, 2019

Donut 

A person who lacks the ability to think like a capable human, ie an idiot.

Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.

Siphora is a donut.

Donut by Cillian October 7, 2019

Donut 

No not the delicious food. No this means your unloyal and fake including fake! Also someone that likes you but won't meet up with you but meet up with your friend when you've been talking to them longer!

Maryam is a Donut

Donut by Zigzag Brandon October 19, 2019

Donut 

Donut is when you feel the urge to nut on your friend's doughnut.

Friend1: ewww jason why is my doughnut filled with your sperm.

Jason: sorry I had a donut.

Donut by Thenutmaker November 3, 2019