PRE-DIVORCE
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.
One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.
Also see: fuck maker
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.
One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.
Also see: fuck maker
“The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”
by John D. Smith October 12, 2006
Get the pre-divorcemug. The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008
Get the Jersey Divorcemug. Angela was so pissed off when she found out Phil had knocked up another woman, I was worried it would end in a shotgun divorce!
by Jerry Mander August 10, 2010
Get the Shotgun Divorcemug. Jimmy: my parents are over 60, retired , and now getting divorced after all these years .
Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
Friend: that's rough. That's a grey divorce, apparently it's a thing when old people end their marriage
by JimmyJonesJammer April 19, 2018
Get the Grey Divorcemug. by Artlover2000 July 9, 2015
Get the divorced kidsmug. A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.
Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!
by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018
Get the ghetto divorcemug. The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.
by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014
Get the divorce piemug.