by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021
Get the Chicago Change Dispensermug. When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
Get the Mexican Pez Dispensermug. The sexual act whereby a person with a tracheostomy pipe performs fellatio on a second individual while a third party precedes to take a french fry and place it in the tracheostomy hole. As the second party ejaculates, mayonnaise is promptly dispensed onto the french fry and the condiment covered french fry is enjoyed by all involved.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
A variation of this act is the New Orleans Ketchup Dispenser when the penetrating member has an STD and blood comes out instead of sperm.
I visited Robert in the ICU tonight, Sally found a mouldy french fry on the floor so the three of us had ourselves a New Orleans Mayo Dispenser.... if you know what I mean...
by nehirgniqe December 27, 2021
Get the New Orleans Mayo Dispensermug. sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
Get the soap dispensermug. When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.
This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas
by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024
Get the Pez dispensermug. Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.
“Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
by Korfi8267 September 8, 2019
Get the Wawa Pez Dispensersmug. The act of having sex with multiple people and simoultaneously transmitting a sexually tranferable disease.
"Why are all the hot babes sick?"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"
by Psycadelicgamer March 25, 2017
Get the std dispensermug.