dirt ring

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.

Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?

by Senor Musk September 18, 2007

magic dirt theory

The idea that where a person lives determines their behavior, when in reality it's the people who live in a given location that determine if said location is safe or not.

Liberals sure believe in the magic dirt theory--they think that if they move DeShawn out of the ghetto and into the rich white suburbs, he'll suddenly be a good student and make something of himself.

by AntiPCWoman June 16, 2016

dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.

Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.

by Danobobano October 20, 2005

Dirtbag Climber

A glorified bum, who spends all of his/her time begging for food, drinking PBR, and climbing.

Fred Beckey classic Dirtbag Climber

by Hmann21 December 28, 2011

joe dirt syndrome

when you only date or have sex with girls who look like your sister

joe has joe dirt syndrome, cuz he gf looks just like his sis.

by Japple20 March 2, 2009

Digital Dirt

a negative online reputation; something negative connected to your name online that others can easily find: i.e. drunken pictures, extreme rants on message boards, complaints from exes, talking smack about your boss. Extreme digital dirt is a digital dealbreaker

He had some good interviews for a new job until the recruiter Googled him and found his digital dirt about why he got fired from his last job.

by Robyn G October 22, 2010

Dirt Shrew

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

by gizmofries April 5, 2013