Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

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stinky on your dinky

Description of a male's genitalia after having been inserted into a woman's ass.

Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."

John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"

Robbie - "What's that mean?"

John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

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Spangy Dangy

An adjective meaning unpleasant, undesirable, shitty, or generally fucked up.

My network connection is all spangy dangy today so I can't download enough pr0n.

Dude, I went to eat that Seafood Surprise, but it was left out all night and it got fucking spangy dangy.

by badgerboy69 February 19, 2009

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saggy ding fro

A long floppy piece of skin that hangs between your genitalia and your anus that can produce long stinging sensations that are quite harmful to your genitals

I bet you have a saggy ding fro

by Tubby bilbo January 27, 2017

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Stimmy Dinny

When one gets their stimulus check and spends it on an elaborate dinner spread, where they treat all of their friends. A Stimmy Dinny is usually at a Red Lobster or some other greasy chain restaurant.

Lyn got a fat stimmy check yesterday, she said, “ hey Keoki, Let’s get our Stimmy Dinny on tonight...”

by Geo fence March 18, 2021