Nord Dilemma

When you're unsure if you should play skyrim or jack off.

Billy was playing skyrim and encountered the nord dilemma when he saw Helga the Bootylicious and wasn't sure if he should keep playing or flick the old arctic bean. But then he took an arrow to the knee.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.

"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"

by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017

Marine dilemma

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness

So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.

by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020

Orange dilemma

When your sister brings home her first boyfriend, and you have to contemplate whether or not you fuck her.

Was telling the lads the other night, I had an orange dilemma last week...no fingernails left.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

urban dilemma

The known sentiment that there is a 50/50 chance of a word's definition on UD either being mildly amusing or critically unfunny.

Tom: Bro! I just looked up a word on Urban Dictionary

Michael: And as such you have fallen into the Urban Dilemma

by KeinDragon September 8, 2020

Dallas Dilemma

The Dallas dilemma is a paradox in decision analysis in which two viable options compete in a dynamic probability to produce the optimal outcome. The Dallas dilemma is set up in such a way that decision-makers are unable to make rational choices for their best interests, due to ever-changing, uncontrollable policy variables and ultimately yield to institutional bureaucracy.

Should I take the Dallas flight or just stay? You never know where you would make it! What a Dallas dilemma.

by Guazi January 12, 2021

Ozment Dilemma

Situation in which a person of higher authority (I.e. teacher, manager, boss) decides to sacrifice said authority for the sake of being liked or relatable. Often a pushover that would rather be liked than respected.

Mark is quite the pushover. He really suffers from the Ozment dilemma.

by SpongeBob Squaredude April 28, 2021