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Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
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auntie diaries word

Referral for "faggot" without saying the word directly. Also references the song Auntie Diaries by Kendrick Lamar, where he uses the direct word several times.
why cant i say auntie diaries word i like men
by DrShamrock November 15, 2024
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nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut
Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
by Caroue June 2, 2021
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Diary chronicle

Diary chronicle – or diary chron – is a literary genre of stories and books that emerged as fictional diary-like posts on Facebook around 2013 and 2014 in South Africa.

The books tell chronicled tales of usually a young adult’s bizarre life. They are fast paced, written in a diary-like sense, narrate intense sex scenes, and contain shocking twists and turns. It is commonly the main characters chronicling their misdoings and relationships in the era of social media, blessers, blessees, slay queens/kings, players, and the drinking of expensive champagne and whiskey.

Diary chronicle stories usually start out as Facebook or blog posts and quickly amass a following in thousands. Lesego Maake’s Facebook page Diary of a Side Chick Makhwapheni has over 75 thousand fans. Mike Maphoto’s Facebook page Diary of a Zulu Girl has over 130 thousand followers.

The diary chronicle genre name was coined by publishing entrepreneurs Setlhodi Paul and Tiisetso Maloma.
by mcdsh May 4, 2019
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vampire diaries

A show watched by sissy femboys that love vampires and "Romantic Comedy's "
vampire diaries-Omg Sisters did you see the scary Spooky vampire
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players
by OldManDan69 May 27, 2021
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the basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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Diary Room

The Diary Room is where criminals in Bullshit Junction go. There is blood on the walls, and a woman seeking help in there. You will frequently find Kevin Ryan in there for being a downbad creature.
Jay "Did you hear that Kevin got sent to the Diary Room again?"
Ken "Yeah, what for?"
Jay "Being a downbad creature, as always."
by Rikki Stixx August 1, 2023
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