by undertheradar January 06, 2024
When a friend talks up a certain destination to the point
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
where are convinced on going there. But upon arrival you
find out it does not live up to the expectaions that your
friend created in your mind.
Brad: Barry told me the surf was going off, and i had to get down there.
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
Joe:Did you rip it up?
Brad: nah, it was almost flat, goddamn Barry!
Joe: Dude, total Destination Deflation
by TheBlackList January 14, 2010
A disease suffered by males. Symptoms of this is laziness or not doing their responsibilities due to a female.
1) Destinitis - Spending less time with the boys
2) Destinitis - Skipping runs
3) Destinitis - Overall avoiding contact with anyone besides a female
2) Destinitis - Skipping runs
3) Destinitis - Overall avoiding contact with anyone besides a female
by CureDestinitis February 06, 2022
When you skip your responsibilities due to laziness or a female that requires all of your time. This is typically a long term ordeal.
1) Ayo why’d you skip that long run, do you have destinitis?
2) Boys I think i’m down with the symptoms of destinitus.
2) Boys I think i’m down with the symptoms of destinitus.
by CureDestinitis February 06, 2022
When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.
by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019
When a lady falls on a skateboard from a roof while drinking beer and hitting herself and a little kid pulls the finger at her. A fire is lit in the garden and a fat pig is chilling out in there too.
by Gabcar November 29, 2018
The attempt to Tony hawk while drunk off your ass as you crush a can on your head while being flipped off by a lad as a fire rages on near by
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
by Irish_lad reviews May 27, 2019