Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease

Yo desmond is mad cool

by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022

desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock

desmond is so hot and cool

by not_desmond May 26, 2023

matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Desmond

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.

Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."

by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022

desmond

Desmond is a absolute sexy and funny dude but at the same time a bit weird for shoving his dick in me last night and all this white stuff came out

you are such a desmond

by geamgm July 22, 2025

Desmond

Desmond is short gay little yam nose diddyslave little fuck, he is obsessed with riding dick with no license (someone call the cops)

desmond chews cigars and licks velveeta cheese blocks

by I am bd willy 374 October 26, 2024