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Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017
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Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease
Yo desmond is mad cool
by Ballagfdf April 21, 2022
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desmond

A very hot man with a massive 8-inch cock
desmond is so hot and cool
by not_desmond May 26, 2023
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matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.
Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.
by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017
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Desmond

Being a desmond is when you think you play a big role in a dramatic situation, but realistically you are just a bystander. You know those clueless characters in TV shows that just play along with whatever happens? That's kind of what a desmond is.
Person 1:
"Jacob wasn't really apart of the drama.."

Person 2:
"Yeah, now that I think about it, he was kind of a desmond to the whole situation."
by quagmiretoilet October 31, 2022
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desmond

Desmond is a absolute sexy and funny dude but at the same time a bit weird for shoving his dick in me last night and all this white stuff came out
by geamgm July 22, 2025
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Desmond

Desmond is short gay little yam nose diddyslave little fuck, he is obsessed with riding dick with no license (someone call the cops)
desmond chews cigars and licks velveeta cheese blocks
by I am bd willy 374 October 26, 2024
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