Derp State

Someone so caught up in conspiracy theories that they believe everything is a conspiracy.

"You know that the stars at night are fake, right? Everything is a simulation. It's all part of the Matrix "Wake up SHEEPLE!"

"Dude, that is some DERP State talk"

by Talamascaa May 20, 2020

Johnny Depp Film

the act of coitus

I'd take her out to a Johnny Depp film

by Logie F. Gandelman July 15, 2011

derped out

An overload of derp.

1) Aw man I totally derped out in that exam.

by herpdyderp December 15, 2010

Johnny Depp

the sexiest, most talented, and eyecatching man in the universe. See hottie

There's no way Johnny Depp is 40 years old.

by i pray to meet johnny one day July 24, 2003

johnny depp

wow... as if he's frigin 40... owell id fuck him

itd be fun ta get ta smoke one with him!!!

by yowzaa January 10, 2004

johnny depp

The greatest actor I've ever whitnessed. Too bad half of his fanbase consists of a bunch of horny, pre-pubescent teenagers. He deserves a lot more recognition than he recieves. Thank GOD he strayed from the teen idol path or I'd have hated him. TI's = AHHHH. Go Jonneh!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
-Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by Evie September 14, 2003

johnny depp

sexiest man alive; sex god; sexy beast

the only 40 year old i`d ever consider doing. ;)

by shizzort November 26, 2003