decorative ribs

When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.

“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”

by Allstar mold maker February 24, 2025

Decorated Like a Davis

Having a moustache of epic proportions

Steve you are "Decorated Like a Davis "

by VVS Laxman August 06, 2008

floor decor

An Item you put on the floor to make it pretty.

That rug is a nice floor decor.

by Astralstarlight October 21, 2020

Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

by Ole Dad 66 July 09, 2022

Decorating

When I am getting raped in continuous games of chess and can't make it to my friends house.

I am unable to make it tonight we just finished decorating.

by Alopecia February 18, 2023

decorize

To decorate something tiny

I want to decorize the string on my whistle

by Jyifug February 02, 2019

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 December 12, 2015