December 2nd

December 2nd is the day you give a girl named Mary your hoodie

Boy: hey heres my hoodie
Mary: why are you giving this to me?
Boy: your name is mary and it's December 2nd

December 2nd by usuckpp November 29, 2022

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Hey what's December 2nd
National Makeout with your girlfriend day

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ben: hey josh wanna smash
josh: no thats gay
ben:but its December 2nd
josh: ohh okey at your or my place

December 2nd by dfsfsdaf December 2, 2023

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every day on this year send a screenshot of the most cringe thing your friend has said in a huge groupchat

“yo today is December 2nd”
“okay so?”
“remember that one time you said ___ and it was really cringey”
“fuck you”

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december 2nd

national MARC day 🩷💚💜💙

random: “yo, it’s december 2nd!!”
guy: “what’s december 2nd?”
random: “it’s national MARC day bro!!!”

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