deadbeat dad

A man who makes babies then makes tracks!!!

That deadbeat dad deserves an upper decker!!!!!

by Wint July 9, 2003

deadbeat friend

An unrestricted friend who chooses not to be a regular or supportive fixture in lives of people they call friends; a friend who is MIA for long periods of time then shows up and acts like nothing has happened to interrupt the normal flow of the friendship.

Sandra and I had coffee the other day after not communicating with each other for seven months. She picked the conversation like we had only gone a week without talking. She is such a deadbeat friend.

by hoppy scotched July 4, 2008

Deadbeat Girl

Sort of like a deadbeat father. This girl has nothing to offer and cannot do anything at all for a guy. She probably sponges off of him and gives nothing in return. Basically This girl cannot better any mans life and is a waste of time. More times than not, she is a crazy, party girl.

Hey Jay. What happened with you and your girlfriend?

She turned out to be a deadbeat girl, so we broke up.

by *EsKay09* January 5, 2010

Deadbeat mother

Courtney Graham.

A person who has their head up their ass that they only care about themselves and not even their kids.
Keeps family that matters way and never keeps her word. Don't keep family away from your kids let everyone be happy and don't make your kids sad don't be a deadbeat mother.

by ,.,,..,.,,,... February 12, 2017

DeadBeat Poser

A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....

A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.

by ItDoesNotMatter May 9, 2011

deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).

The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016