a period of time longer than the time associated with soon. Approximately ranges from 2-3 months but in all honesty, can be 6 or even a year. Nobody knows how long it is. Often a term used by dawn moderators when asked about the next update releases hence dawn in the name.
by DCU52 May 30, 2021
When you strike the captains pose while letting your roast beef hang out in a seductive way while saying “I’m so wet”
by Mongostyle August 13, 2023
Quite possibly the worst book in history:
Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.
This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.
Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.
This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.
After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<
by Hates the World February 23, 2009
Sequel to Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, also known as an epic fail to those who do not suffer from SMeyer glorification.
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages
Gave birth to the demon spawn nudger Renesmee Carlie Cullen (a.k.a. Nessie)
And with its release it destroyed a fan base with a mere 800 pages
by JazzateNessie August 10, 2008
The, by far, worst of the Twilght saga, and a huge disappointment. Fans everywhere are claiming they are over the books because of the completely horrible plot of Breaking Dawn. Many people are complaining about Stephenie Meyer going back on what she had said before about vampires being able to have children. She should have mentioned the certain type of vampire that can in fact, have children.
Quite a few fans decided not to buy the book because of the spoilers that were released before the book was coming out. Someone got ahold of the first seven chapters, and many did not buy the atrocity Stephenie Meyer called a book because of it.
Quite a few fans decided not to buy the book because of the spoilers that were released before the book was coming out. Someone got ahold of the first seven chapters, and many did not buy the atrocity Stephenie Meyer called a book because of it.
by twi-hardB4BD August 03, 2008
by CatzWithGunz July 10, 2017
AKA: A terrible letdown for Twilight Fans everywhere in which everything becomes incredibly far-fetched, disturbing,confusing and totally different than the rest of the books with an unsatisfying ending.
The majority of the book consists of Bella feeling sorry for herself and everyone else kissing her ass.
Does anyone else feel like Jacob really got the shitty end of the stick?
WTF Stephanie?!?!?!?!
The majority of the book consists of Bella feeling sorry for herself and everyone else kissing her ass.
Does anyone else feel like Jacob really got the shitty end of the stick?
WTF Stephanie?!?!?!?!
Ohhh poor me, Edward and Jacob both love me and treat me way better than I deserve and I keep walking all over them both! I have such a tough life!
Bella Swan, after she turns into an egotistical, selfish bitch in Breaking Dawn.
Bella Swan, after she turns into an egotistical, selfish bitch in Breaking Dawn.
by BreakingDawn/Down October 04, 2009