shart and dart

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

by le-bulldog April 10, 2015

Darts Goalie

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.

by bigred2009 April 11, 2023

fuck dart

When someone's really pissed at you, but they only show it through the glare in their eyes. Then they're throwing fuck darts.

Man, she's so pissed! Did you see those fuck darts she was throwing at you?

by RufusCorvus December 16, 2010

The Dart Board

Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.

Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz

I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board

by echostorm August 28, 2008

Pool Darts

A rare but intense aquatic sport played underwater in teams of 4. One player from each team uses their butthole as the bullseye. The remaining players than take turns pushing off the starting wall (15 feet away from bullseye) with hands extended overhead and clapped together (picture a praying position). The object is to get as close to your teammates bullseye as possible, or striking the bullseye. Striking the bullseye results in 3 points. A red monitors the distance from the bullseye if not strikes and tallies the points. The game is played to 21.

That was the most intense game of pool darts I have ever played.

by NippleBob Crane September 21, 2015

Bush Dart

A dart (cigarette) you found in the bush. Best kind of cigarette to smoke because you never know where that darts been, adds an adrenaline rush to a regular old smoke.

Hey Joe, found a couple bush darts, let's hack em and see what happens.

by AE-Robs April 26, 2015

Dart SZN

Dart SZN (season) is a period of time (usually the winter season) which is reserved for the consumption of darts (cigarettes). Dart SZN was created so that smokers who wish to cut back a bit on their habit have a designated time of the year during which they can partake in it; after which they attempt to go cold turkey for the remainder of the year.

Person 1: "Yooo guess what time it is?"
Person 2: "Is it really time already?" It must be-
Both: "DART SZN!"

(Sparks up cigarette)

by Suckmytoes_77 May 18, 2021