Dark Age of Camelot

1. Also known as DAoC. A massively multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) that pits players against one another as one of three realms, Albion, Midgard, or Hibernia. Often referred to as "The Crack" or "Crackalot" due to its highly addictive nature, "Camelot" draws players in with it's intense PVP, and extensive selection of classes. One who is addicted to the game may be known as "Cracked Out" or simply "On the Crack"

2. Permanent residence of the Nerf Bat

1.<Person 1> Have you played DAoC?
<Person 2> No, I play Everquest! DAoC sucks!
<Person 1> Perforate Artery!

2. UGH! My Cleric!

by The Baron October 9, 2003

DarkkLight

A kid who tries to be funny when using a Indian accent and shouting random things at people being annoying

This kids so annoying, must be a DarkkLight fan

by ric0+ October 25, 2020

Dark Smegma

Since the sexual revolution of the mid-1960s, theoretical biologists have been aware of a unique mystery lurking within the foreskins of gentiles all over the world. Upon calculating the amount of smegma that would be necessary to produce the intensity of odour that was emanating from the penises of uncircumcised males, it was discovered that the amount required would be more than four times the quantity of smegma that was detectable. To resolve this apparent paradox, it was theorised that an invisible substance, named dark smegma, was responsible for the excess odour.

To date, no dark smegma has been detected, though the consensus within the theoretical biology community is that a breakthrough is imminent.

"I apologise for the smell, it's not that I don't wash or anything, I guess I must just have a lot of dark smegma, perhaps I should get cut?"

by Minotawr October 14, 2011

Dark size

Dark size is a commonly used adjective for a man's small pp

Josh: what do you pack
Sam: a dark size

Arrow: i lack a 9 inch

by Not crispedwand February 23, 2020

dark lane demo tapes

Drakes new 2020 album is fucking 🔥🔥

Jimmy- Did you hear Dark Lane Demo Tapes
Rebecka- No wtf is that
Jimmy- Drakes new album
“talking in a zoom chat”

by Asexgod May 6, 2020

Dark Reach

When someone attempts a hand job on their partner/unsuspecting victim at night

Tommy leaned over and grabbed roys crotch to his surprise...and Tommy brushed it off as a Dark Reach

by Ed Crockett October 2, 2020

Dark Legacy syndrome

A disease closely related to downsydrome. if you are friends with anyone in Dark Legacy you might also have the Dark Legacy syndrome, and you should consider testing yourself for it.

You are in Dark Legacy? wow you must have the Dark Legacy syndrome.

by Oceanman123 February 23, 2021