hair gel dandruff

What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers

Man, you've got some serious hair gel dandruff, go wash you hair?

by snappy.dragon December 08, 2016

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO February 27, 2008

Dandruff vinegar

He is an urban legend who men dared to seek. He is a small creature with a big belly, he is around 5’0 and weigh 246lbs there is only one was to survive this crazy mother fucker and that way is to RUN! He can track you from dandruff.

Dandruff vinegar is coming

by His survived August 11, 2018

tummy dandruff

dandruff left on one`s stomach after receiving oral sex with someone with dandruff.

" Courtney left a pile of tummy dandruff on me after she blew me"

by BukakeJones September 20, 2017

Poop dandruff

the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping

"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."

by Alex Censored May 31, 2022

Dandruff Ditcher

A joking insult used when your joking around with someone.

You Dandruff Ditcher!

by Pepperpede October 14, 2022

romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

by Sparkina67 January 19, 2011