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Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.
It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.
by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018
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Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018
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Dandruff

Nibba gimmi sum mf dandruff im starving
by Dentro 4 January 4, 2019
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Dandruff vinegar

He is an urban legend who men dared to seek. He is a small creature with a big belly, he is around 5’0 and weigh 246lbs there is only one was to survive this crazy mother fucker and that way is to RUN! He can track you from dandruff.
by His survived August 11, 2018
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DICK DANDRUFF

1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.
I didn't shower after sex so I got dick dandruff and it smells.
by FERDA BOYZ September 16, 2018
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tummy dandruff

dandruff left on one`s stomach after receiving oral sex with someone with dandruff.
" Courtney left a pile of tummy dandruff on me after she blew me"
by BukakeJones September 20, 2017
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nose dandruff

Excess cocaine in your nose leftover from the last time you did a line
*sneezes out nose dandruff *
by Thaliltaco October 28, 2017
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