dakey

Expensive Water. Also, known as King of the world.

Only judgment within the world shall be made from Dakey.

by Dr. Thomas April 21, 2010

Daehyun

A talented mucisian that is gifted in the arts of singing. A humble, loving individual that is beautiful inside out.

Daehyun is one of the best vocalists out there.

by jdaehyun December 4, 2017

Davey Haseley

A certified Harley Davidson cranker and a jeep bro. Must drive a big rig with a mohawk and big earrings. Absolutely irresistible to the ladies. Will be the funniest guy at the club. He's a very mildly adequate at wheelies. Smart guy, very easy on the eyes.

Dude Davey Haseley took my grandma on a date last night he's the best!

by Dot450 November 7, 2022

A Tom Daley Dive

If one was to perform a "Tom Daley Dive" it would involve the penetration of another man at a high vertical velocity.

A Tom Daley Dive:

A triple front flip to anal cavity!

"A perfect ten for that Tom Daley dive"

by Breadcrust May 19, 2014

Davey Havok

Davey is the most HOT!! guy in the WHOLE.FUCKING.WORLD!!!!!! AFI rocks this fucking planet!1 He is not gay arent pathetic fuckheads either. im emo and not afraid to admit it! so those dikheads who hate AFI, go and get FUCKED!!!!!

Davey Havok is Fucking Sexy!!!

by Jamie.A.Havok December 3, 2006

The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.

by John Boy December 23, 2003

Daley Day

The act of turning a completely easy task into an absolute shit fuck.

He came in to land the plane and completely fucked it up. He inadvertently shut down Both Engines. He had another Daley Day.

by RustyDog August 5, 2008