dracula's sweetooth

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.

Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"

by Jack August 21, 2007

Draculated

an extremely run-down dwelling that is full of completely random shit (knick-knacks/fifty year old newspapers/animal feces/etc). Usually populated either by a single old woman/man, or an entire extended family. Often these places contain a smell similar to old basement mixed with urine, and once entered, the smell attaches itself to a person and is extremely difficult to remove (just burn the clothes and move on).

my parents made me visit great aunt Wilma and, honest to god her house was so draculated it made me vomit.

by kentopiano February 23, 2010

Lazy Dracula

This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!

Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.

by Cunthamstertoastmaster July 18, 2016

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

American Dracula

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

He has continued to demonstrate his unrelenting intention to drain the lifeblood from every intelligent citizen and every effective and protective institution in the US and so we call him the American Dracula.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

dracula dick

when you have intercouse with a girl who is on the rag and you get a bloody dick!

I was fucking this swamp donkey last night and she didnt tell me she was on the rag i turned on the lights and BAM! dracula dick!

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter September 23, 2009

Dracula

Adjective for something that is wicked cool, the pinnacle of being in charge, on a roll, or generally impressive. Carries a certain intrinsic Jazz Age or Beatnik vibe to it, but is easily suited to Extreme Sports, Hiphop, or Punk sub-cultures as well. Can be used as a noun as well, and in the noun form, should be capitalized.

Adj: "I loved that group's last album, but their newest one just isn't quite dracula."

Noun: "Your sax solo was red-hot! You were Dracula out there, man!"

by Buddy-Rey December 28, 2005