Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word

You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face

by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011

larry the cucumber

The character in a children's mostly DVD and rarely tv show
Larry is a cucumber that is goofy and silly to kids

the show that he is in is called VeggieTales and has been known for some memes

larry the cucumber is cool

by rightzesty February 6, 2019

chilled cucumber

When a two sexual partners either gay or straight. One partner chills his cock using ice, and the other partner does oral. This act usually takes place when the other partner has a sore throat.

My girlfriend has been feeling a bit under weather with a sore throat so I gave her a chilled cucumber.

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018

cucumber forest

when a bunch of guys have their dicks out

“It’s a cucumber forest in the boys locker room!”

by dicky.slickly.69 February 28, 2022

Cucumber funeral

Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.

"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."

by Cucumber funeral October 6, 2011

Electric Cucumber

1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on

1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
2. see example 1

by arania May 17, 2004

cucumber cock

A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.

A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.

Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.

by Dexaw December 29, 2008