Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019

moo cows

Many cows of the moo status. Cows that moo. Plural of moo cow.

Bob: hey look, moo cows!
Bill: hell YEAH!!!

by Full Metal Moo Cow September 4, 2008

crowsfoot noggin

Oral sex (head) from a cougar (older lady).

Crowsfoot noggin is the best. Experience pays off big time.

by Cluin October 19, 2003

word to my crocs

Word to my crocs is not something made in New York not anything made anywhere but it was said in a very viral tiktok that happen to be in new york

“Word to my crocs your getting me tight right now

by Envy.Adonis November 27, 2020

Croasian

A person who has both Croatian and Asian descents.

Joe: "What is your ethnicity"
Jack: "Well, my mother is Croatian and my father is Asian. I guess that makes me a Croasian"

by croatianxchick March 3, 2011

cows lick

a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.

eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick

by D G FELLA January 9, 2009

crocs

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

by zarquon January 11, 2007