Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

by clocksprings April 12, 2009

Crotch Cobra

Penis, the snake-like protrusion between a man's legs

She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.

I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.

Watch out, my crotch cobra spits

by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

crotch corn

The popcorn that falls on your crotch that you are willing to eat.

Hey where did you get that popcorn, I thought we finished it off? It is crotch corn!

by tobytime October 28, 2009

crotch fuzz

1. n. the lint left behind on a person's underpants particularly after wearing a brand new pair, or going commando.

2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.

3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."

4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.

"I've got some serious crotch fuzz going on in my pants."
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"

by Hildeekat April 24, 2013

Crotch-A-Tize

To attack one's crotch in an aggresive manner.

Woah, that chick just got crotch-a-tized!

by greengiraffe22 June 17, 2008

crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

crotch of the storm

the area of the storm when the weather fucks you the most

guy 1: "gahhh the weather is fucking me over!!"

guy 2: " ha your in the crotch of the storm

by xmastermattx May 2, 2008