by greengiraffe22 June 17, 2008

noun - vampire that feasts. Oh that special feast that comes about once a month. This vampire will target typically girls' crotch areas when there is blood to feast on.(menstrual blood)
(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)
(note: some men are able to produce blood in this area, typically followed by a stone of some sort. Most Crotch Vampires only take to the blood, but there are a few that use the (kidney)stones as something to chew on.)
Barbra better put some garlic outside of Susies room tonight, cause she's raggin' and the Crotch Vampires might come after her.
by Austin Ketelsen, Jon Cross May 6, 2008

by tobytime October 28, 2009

She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.
I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.
Watch out, my crotch cobra spits
I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.
Watch out, my crotch cobra spits
by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009

A synonym for pubic hair.
by dainuoti December 15, 2013

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

by xmastermattx May 2, 2008
