crooked as a bygeorge

No one seems to know what this phrase actually means, but after some research, it was discovered that this phrase originated somewhere in West Texas, and it most likely describes something that is not straight

person 1:"that is as crooked as a bygeorge!"
person 2: "what on earth is a bygeorge?"

by world's most original username February 22, 2011

Crooked I

1. Tight ass Long Beach, CA rapper.

2. A bottle of Malt Liquor.

1. "Absolutely, cats bring their gats to shoot me
I even watch all them rats actin goofy
Disguised as groupies, that's a doozy
What's that bulge under your shirt?
That's an uzi... excuse me"

2. "You got tha crooked i nigga?"

by I love doodle in my french toast April 1, 2007

Motor Crook

v. To motorboat a female while showering with her.

By the time Ben left the shower his face was bruised from all of the motor crooking.

by The Studebakers September 4, 2011

coochie crook

1) One who gets many girls without effort.(noun)
2) the act of getting girls with little effort. (verb)

The Northwestern basketball players coochie crook cheerleaders.

by BSmoov April 14, 2009

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

Dane Crook

The alternate name for that over-hyped, material stealing, asswipe of a comedian.

Guy watching Comedy Central:
Hey, wait a second! I saw Dane Crook use that same joke!

by drummindave50 January 1, 2010