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Crock pottin

To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.
Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.
Crock pottin by Jbw0231 June 25, 2019

Crock Pottin' 

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.
Crock Pottin' by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Crock pot 

Not what you think but instead highly astounding
Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.
Crock pot by Merry Mage November 23, 2019

Crock juice 

The female ejaculation during squirting at time of orgasm (the liquid)
The Croc juice is scientifically proven to be heart healthy yet more addictive than heroin! Driving from. name Crockett ... C rock & the juice that is in the vagina during ejaculation... squirting. Crock juice

Crock-Potted 

When someone drastically fucks you over in a non-violent manner.
Ex. A roommate leaves a crock-pot full of food on the counter for two month, blames it on you and refuses to clean it up.

Ex. Damn, that girl last night really crock-potted me. She had herpes.
Crock-Potted by Donny Schneides April 26, 2021

Crock-Pot Diaper 

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.
Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?
Crock-Pot Diaper by rsablue September 17, 2021