Croatian flicker gooning

Croatian flicker gooning is a sexual act consisting of using a cheap vibrating buttplug which will periodically zap your prostate due to its poor quality and its controlled by Nikola Tesla's spirit who is summoned via an ouija board in a forest near Smiljan (the place Nikola Tesla was born in) while you goon while chanting the words "Nikola, bless me, and I shall bless your birthplace with my seed".

"Dude, I heard you are visiting Smiljan in a month. Is that true?" "Yeah, im going there mostly to try Croatian flicker gooning!"

by YVLdoja December 04, 2024

A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Croatian Bread

Horrible bread that appears 60% of times in everytime in every single croatian bakery.
Can be used when comparing things.

Davor, I'd rather eat shit than croatian bread.

by TheAinsley27 December 16, 2017

Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia

One Croatian mud pile please

by Jack-o’-lantern June 02, 2025

Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 06, 2024

croatian cunt

A croatian cunt is the cunt from croatia

''So we're meeting this croatian cunt''
''Wow fam that's how a porno starts''

by elpatroncolombiasno May 02, 2018

Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.

My parents want me to do all these chores

Oh don't you have Croatian Parent's?

Yea

by Iloveasswater October 09, 2021