Criss

From the holy word Christ, a french-Canadian swear.

Noun: Ostie d'criss de calice de tabarnak.

Adverb: elle est crissement loin l'auto.

Verb replacing to do: qu'est-ce vous crissez chez moi?

by Henri Bourassa August 31, 2019

Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017

Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

Criss ting

Meaning: Gorgeous women , or

Beautiful girl

You are a criss ting

by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019

Criss ting

Meaning: Gorgeous women, or
Beautiful girl

Your a criss ting

by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020

Criss

The combination of crap and piss.

Dude, i just took a HUGE criss!

by CrissMaster March 10, 2020