crissing

verb - the act of pissing and crying in the shower

Person 1: Yo, I was crissing all night!
Person 2: Damn man, I'm so sorry!

by captainkat11 October 25, 2022

Criss

It basically just means Mad/Crazy

Fiona- Yooo did u see Kali

Alyssa- Yh she’s really out here looking criss

by Slangsdefeo May 30, 2019

criss crossed

the act of being high off coke, alcohol, and weed, all at the same

last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed

by gooperman May 26, 2024

Criss da Po3

One wack ass Mf

Have you seen Criss da Po3 today?

Oh yeah, he’s over by the dumpsters playing battleship with a mirror, that’s one weird mf.

by Dat1Guyohbaby April 24, 2024

Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

Criss

He’s so hot, he’s tall and smart and is better than any other male in the room. You want yourself a Criss, you want to be friends with a Criss, you just need one in your life

“Omg I love criss so much”

by LudaCRISS234 November 22, 2021

Criss Cross Uncle Sauce

While you're on top of the female, your uncle comes and puts his penis in the females mouth with his butt facing the other guy. The other guy then shoots his semen onto the uncle's butt-hole and lets the nut drip onto the face of the female.

Last night, I was doing a Criss Cross Uncle Sauce with Kevin and his uncle.

by Hippity-Hopperty-Youre-My-Prop February 27, 2020