by Crater clit September 22, 2016
Get the crater clit mug.A twat the size of a crater, most likely due to numerous sexual encounters with horse-sized cock and watermelon dildos.
"i bought some time with your mother last night, i bet she uses watermelon dildos based off the size of her crater twat."
by slamnasty99 March 30, 2010
Get the crater twat mug.When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon
Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
Get the Moon crater face mug.Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
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Get the cratered mug.A big, loose vagina stretched beyond all reason. These may be found in the pants of many fat girls and mothers of multiple offspring.
That girl was so loose that I couldn't tell if my dick was in or not, and I don't think she could either. That girl had a lady crater!
by ThunderBoss October 8, 2014
Get the Lady Crater mug.When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
by krillia June 29, 2021
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