The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.
by pageboy69 April 5, 2015
Get the cottage loafmug. by sharkez May 23, 2008
Get the moss cottagemug. by OpusCroakus April 16, 2009
Get the Dutch Cottagemug. People making videos at home and uploading them to various video sharing websites and monetizing them either via website's ads or getting paid through crowd funding services like Patreon.
Her cottage industry is that she creates videos and begs for money in every video saying "Please donate any amount you can to keep these videos ad free, links down in description bar".
by Itchyback November 11, 2015
Get the cottage industrymug. 
Random sexual lesbian encounter carried out within public toilets.
Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Generally a female will sit on the toilet (lavatory) seat, whilst the other female will stand with her feet in a sports bag, whilst the seated female, drinks from the furry cup and loses some fingers. To any unsuspecting passer by, who just happens to peer under the cubilce door, only one pair of feet/legs will be seen, so the encounter will be undetected.
Girl 1 Hey did you know Gloria and Maggie were Female Cottaging in the staff toilet?
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
Girl 2 No. I've only ever seen them in there one at a time
Girl 1 Why do you think Gloria always carries that empty sports bag
by Heloby October 29, 2012
Get the Female Cottagingmug. Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.
no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)
Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.
no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010
Get the Cottage Cheesemug.