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ABCDEF Cookie Monster

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.
Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*
by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024
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cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 21, 2018
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Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021
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Cookie Monster

A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021
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Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
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Cookie monster

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
cookie monster is coming pull out the cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022
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Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it
by Paper oof July 29, 2022
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