Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

Cookie Monster Drunk

When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.

Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.

by DrunkWolverine November 2, 2010

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016

cookie monster swirl

Sprinkling crumbled cookies in someone's ass then pouring a jug of milk inside and have them sit on your face while you eat and drink it out

I'm going to Cookie Monster swirl that bitch

by Dapussaymonsta November 3, 2015

Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it

I have a Cookie Monster cup

by Paper oof July 29, 2022

Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird

I have a nice cookie monster mug

by Paper oof July 30, 2022