He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
Get the salt consumermug. Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...
waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit
by altum accountum August 26, 2020
Get the waifu consumermug. a developer and marketer of leading OTC and personal care brands in first aid, digestive health, and therapeutic skincare in the U.S. and Canada.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
Get the WellSpring Consumer Healthcaremug. a privately held company focused on the development, manufacturing and marketing of consumer healthcare products
WellSpring Consumer Healthcare, a developer and marketer of leading over-the-counter and personal care brands, today announced the acquisition of a portfolio of well-recognized and trusted over-the-counter (OTC) skin care brands from Bayer AG
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
Get the WellSpring Consumer Healthcaremug. Foundation Consumer Healthcare was created with the goal of building a comprehensive portfolio of over-the-counter health and wellness brands,
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
Get the Foundation Consumer Healthcaremug. A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018
Get the Consume thine buttocksmug. con·sum·er wear:
Something exported in large quantity's and delivered from often
sweatshop labor. Consumer wear is produced purely to increase
profit regardless of uniqueness, fit and the environment.
Something exported in large quantity's and delivered from often
sweatshop labor. Consumer wear is produced purely to increase
profit regardless of uniqueness, fit and the environment.
by Slimming Jeans October 7, 2009
Get the Consumer wearmug.