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Ecstatic Consent Van

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.
by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022
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Consent

Did I consent to working in a place where the women where going to be fucking the retard I had to babysit? The retard can't even consent to a candy bar (Which relates to THE PARALLEL I WAS DRAWING AND WAS NOT A ACTUALLY ARGUMENT FOR FUCKING KIDS GUYS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! REMEMBER THAT "A KID CAN (THEORETICALLY) CONSENT TO A CANDY BAR" I SAID AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ARGUE FOR WHY IT TAKES MORE THAN CONSENT TO JUSTIFY IT GOING ON TO ASSERT THAT OVERFEEDING OR MALNOURISHING KIDS IS ABUSE! FUCK ME! YOU GUYS ARE, LIKE, CONSIDERED "THINKERS") without some kind of oversight that is ENTIRELY PREDICATED on HIM BEING DISABLED. You only care about WOMEN'S consent. We really need to start forcing people to say the whole thing put loud.
Hym "Megyn actually just when on a rant about 'consent only' culture... Hold on... Let me see is I can find it quick............................. Nope. Could find it. I think it was 'consent only' as a criteria as it relates to the Russell Brand scandal. The 'consent only' position is entirely 'subject dependent.' She isn't entitled to sex with retards at work so long as she consents and there is a precedent that has been set by multiple women being imprisoned for fucking the disabled at work who where ALSO over 21. So CLEARLY there is something that HINDERS THEIR ABILITY to make and informed consent that HAS BEEN COLLECTIVELY ACKNOWLEDGED."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2023
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Consent

Agreeing to something, though it's mostly used in sexual terms. For example, consensual sex refers to intercourse where all parties involved are willing.

If a person gives consent while under the influence of drugs, it is better to wait until the person is sober and then double check. Because the person is UTI, their judgment is clouded and they cannot clearly consent.
1 -
Person 1: Do you consent to having sex with me?
Person 2: Yes, I consent.

2 -
Person 1, intoxicated: Can we have sex?
Person 2: We should wait until you're sober.
by V1nny_211 October 27, 2025
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This is a very important rule to live by even though some of you wont ever get the chance because you cannot pull bitches.
"Wow, is it true that there is No ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ† Before Consent?"
"Yeah, thats why we say it"
by Okeyday May 24, 2022
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mum i wanna consent them
by luogb December 3, 2023
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Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.
Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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what this?
consent is made up
by tiger131 September 7, 2021
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