dirty connie

Where a girl is giving a guy, usually a complete random and possibly homeless, a blowjob whilst simultaneously eating a KFC drumstick, while ALSO squatting over a second, similarly vagrant person, and defecating all over them.

Hey Alex, let's head down to the old dirty bird, i hear there's a chick handing out Dirty Connie's like it's christmas!

by Plumpton DJ's April 4, 2019

dinner with connie

Someone farts in a social setting. This can be heard, smelled, or both. A fine way to draw red cheeks from the offending guest is to casually mention that someone has had dinner with Connie. Connie is a name associated with a person unwilling ever to admit that she ever farts.

A telltale noise goes off between someone's legs at a social gathering. "Well, it seems as someone's had dinner with Connie."

by umbrella January 4, 2005

connie chau

Noun: a cute and caring girl who cant stand to see her friends leave her.

i would be your friend, but your not a connie chau.

by FVHS bros February 26, 2005

Connie Chung

its not all things but only things that you think can be this word, connie chung's not a phrase to mess around with. Use it at the right time which is probably most times.

-"that's so connie"

-"what are you guys still chunging at my house for"

-"what you up to?

"connie chung"

"oh, shitty balls man"

-"oh..connie chung"

-"Connie Chung!"

by little engine 9 December 30, 2009

Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private

K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done

by TC_333 June 19, 2019

Connie Grimes

Typically a tall blonde who craves men and tends to be a cougar! Would love to be american and has a hope to become a cheerleader, but would never succeed in the cheerleading world! If your a boy named Corey, Conor , Aidan or Lorcan please run it you encounter someone like this

Yo Lorcan , that girl acts just like a connie grimes (LORCAN RUNS)

by shannons0510 October 20, 2019

Connie Bowker

Connie is really lovely looking for love/, hit her up on Instagram @conniebowker

guy 1: oh Connie Bowker is really peng
guy2: whos Connie
guy 1: I shagged her last night, it was peng bro, heres her insta
guy 2: oh cool thanks

guy 1: no problem bro check her out

guy 2: yeah maybe

by notconniebowker December 2, 2019