Conan O'Briened

To be erroneously fired or laid off from your job by incompetent bosses for ridiculous or dubious reasons beyond your control.

"Our boss screwed up so we all got Conan O'Briend."

"I can't believe I'm getting Conan O'Briened over this!"

"Activision Conan O'Briened a lot of people from Radical today because there isn't a new Spider-man movie coming out for them to make a game for."

by usernamedan February 12, 2010

Conan Gray

An amazing man with an amazing voice! He's got the most amazing hair which is just SO GREAT and his songs are awesome- you should listen to them. If you dont I may have to steal your lawnmower.

Ah, Conan Gray is just too good to be true.

by Pseudonym1854220643 June 24, 2020

The Conan

When a network terminates a long-lasting relationship with one of its stars and then prohibits him/her from appearing on television for a set period of time.

This entertainment industry term comes from the 2010 Tonight Show conflict when NBC decided to give The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno, while previous host Conan O'Brien was given a contract prohibiting him from make any appearance on television until May 2010 and prohibiting him from returning to television as a host until September 2010.

MSNBC ended its contract with Keith Olbermann, and they're giving him The Conan for at least six months.

by The Cone-Files January 26, 2011

Conanned

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.

I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.

by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010

Conanized

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

by Im4Coco February 3, 2010

conman street entertainer

A person who goes to a busy tourist area (normally in the centre of a major city)who illegally sets up a game or challenge for passersby to play for money which is impossible for them to win and only he can do it(don't know how he just does)

Passerby 1:oh look a street game of ride the bike in a strait line.........passerby friend:yaa it only cost £10 but if you ride it strait you'll get £110 back let me go first.............conman:that will be £10 remember to ride the bike down the chalk line.......passerby's friend:oh ohhh ohhhhhhh it keeps going to the side..........passerby 1:OK my turn..........conman responds:remember to hold the handle bars steady.......conman street entertainer...

by accepted December 27, 2013

Conan Exiles

The game where no matter where you go, something is going to try to pin you to a corner and rapidly force their combo onto you until you die and uninstall the game.

Me: *Joins a PvE server in Conan Exiles*
*a hoard of goats and a pack of wolves join together to kill me*
Me: "fuck this game"
*Uninstalls*

by Chickenmaster691 March 28, 2019