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Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024
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Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself
Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀
by anonymous July 13, 2025
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Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!
by ToofTu March 7, 2024
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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bad bitch competitions

When your boyfriend/ any man wants to compete with you in every little thing
Girl why my man just just walked off mid argument and slammed the door he must wanna have bad bitch competitions.
by Bad bitch competitions June 21, 2023
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Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis
Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.
by Gregalis March 31, 2012
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