Clidiot

A person who is both clever and an idiot at the same time

AANZBDIA ✊😂👌

Her husband was being a clidiot

by AANZBDIA April 23, 2019

confidiot

A person who uses confidence to overshadow stupidity.

Tech guy: do you really think it's a good idea to start a tech company if you can barely use a computer?

Guy who just watched the social network: I WILL INVEST MILLIONS!!!

Tech guy: working with a confidiot isn't worth the money sorry bro can't help you.

by WishMonicaWould July 24, 2020

confidiot

A person who uses confidence to overshadow stupidity.

Tech guy: do you really think it's a good idea to start a tech company if you can barely use a computer?

Guy who just watched the social network: I WILL INVEST MILLIONS!!!

Tech guy: bro you don't have that kind of money stop acting like a confidiot.

by WishMonicaWould July 24, 2020

Collision of star

For my julie

“And if one day i wake up and see the ground are shaking,the sky are falling onto his knees,the orbit are collapsing and the stars are in a complete collision,I would still think about your well being first”

Collision of stars

by Ketamzz August 29, 2023

Destiny Collision

A 'Destiny Collision' is where two or more people meet after an accident has happened (fender bender) and then begin a friendship or relationship. Relationships can develop from a bad incident. It's a karma thing.

"Did you hear what happened to Chrissie? That guy, Nick, who she had a little fender bender with called her and asked her to coffee! Chrissie kind of likes him, too. If this works out, this is a 'destiny collision' for sure!

"Eric was rushing to get off of the elevator and he rammed into this girl who was waiting to get on the elevator. She lost her balance and fell down. He helped to pick her up and they locked eyes and that was it. They're going out on Friday. That was a 'destiny collision', man.

I got into it with this guy behind me at the DMV today. He was all over me about not standing back so far and to move up in line. Then we started laughing about it. Then we had a little flirt.... Now I know what a 'destiny collision' feels like.

by KarmaKollision September 9, 2011

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…

Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.

by Option 22 October 30, 2020

Coochie Collision

When two females collide in the frontal area and their coochies collide. You may or may not feel a tingling sensation. But you sure do get a good giggle out of it!

Jacky and Chloe collide into eachother while playing volley.

They got in a coochie collision!

by Bush1623 May 1, 2021