catsauce

a fictional substance that is composed of feline characteristics within a slightly viscous liquid.

"Oh, Catsauce!" -used as a swear (similar to hogwash )

Bill: "Hey, how are you, Fred?"
Fred: "You know, life is just catsauce"

-used by Fred to indicate to Bill that he opposes small talk and that Bill really doesn't care how he is.

by The Real Duplicity June 23, 2010

Ultra Cats

Cats that have exceeded the regular old cat status and have gone "To The Max"

Hey look at that Ultra Cats he is To The Max

by Andraz Kigson February 11, 2006

Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.

Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*

by The catslapper August 25, 2011

Cameron fucks cats

A person who goes by the name of Cameron who happens to have sexual intercourse with cats

Oh yeah did you hear "Cameron fucks cats".

by stevie wonder 69 February 3, 2021

Don't f**k with cats

A Netflix documentary on Luka Magnotta's awful crimes. Generally meant in the sense of just don't be an idiot and abuse animals.

A: "Some idiot posted a video of killing kittens online. The internet hunted him down."
B: "Tss, deserved. Don't f**k with cats."

by don't kys u're hot December 18, 2021

VG cats

A webcomic that does parodies of video games, current movies, anime, etc. The main characters are a pink and a grey cat.

All your base are belong to VG cats.

by Pyriix November 11, 2008

cats are deid, yer

Exclamation (Scottish) used offensively towards people whose trousers are clearly too short for their legs. Derived from the resemblance to a flag flying at half-mast, speculatively in honour of the wearer's dead felines.

Yer cats are deid! Did ye buy they jeans at the market?

by CalT March 1, 2004