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bank is closed

When you want to tell someone when you are not in the mood for sex.
I’m sorry Wes but the bank is closed for the weekend you really pissed me off.
by Sweetscorpio May 25, 2018
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closed missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.
Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."
by lando-california July 23, 2021
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Closedverse Rehost

A gay ass social network based on another gay social network named Closedverse made by a pedophile, based off Miiverse, the gayest social network EVER.
This Closedverse Rehost looks like shit.
You are gay if you're using a Closedverse Rehost.
by Rixys July 26, 2021
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closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.
by Richard999 March 30, 2016
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Eyes:Closed

a metalhead whom cannot keep his eyes open whilst baked.

also, a bomb ass song by the band The Contortionist
The Contortionist's song Eyes:Closed is the shit.
by herrllyreahh March 11, 2011
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Closed Chav

Someone who is obviously a chav but try to be as un-chavy as possible.
Oh god yeah, she's such a closed chav
by closedchav May 30, 2011
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Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.
Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!
by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015
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