midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.
by Alittle Unwell March 23, 2007
by Calvin287 March 04, 2018
by Jim Beemstalk December 27, 2008
In the act of sex, when the women takes her breasts and claps the erect johnson, once johnson has been clapped the lil yogurt spitter is then grinded in the booty,after which the "juice" is applied to the hands of the women,and *clap*
-Jesus! she made a huge mess with my clapper
-Man! did you see ground zero? huge mexican clapper scene
-she got a bit in my eye after the mexican clapper took place
-Man! did you see ground zero? huge mexican clapper scene
-she got a bit in my eye after the mexican clapper took place
by Daren Wessicks June 07, 2006
A disability in which your balls can twist cutting off blood supply and causing excruciating pain, if not treated within a day (sometimes a matter of hours in severe cases) your balls can just die. Contrary to popular belief ADOLF Hitler didn’t in fact have this condition.
Side note as I’ve had a very bad personal experience with this: by severe pain I mean amongst the worst pain a man could possibly feel, in rare cases worse than kidney stones and even as bad as coming 2nd in a battle royale game.
Side note as I’ve had a very bad personal experience with this: by severe pain I mean amongst the worst pain a man could possibly feel, in rare cases worse than kidney stones and even as bad as coming 2nd in a battle royale game.
James: “Did you hear about John with the twisty balls?”
Liam: “ yeah the doctor said he had bell clappers syndrome.”
Liam: “ yeah the doctor said he had bell clappers syndrome.”
by It’s clapping time July 02, 2019
by Grandmascookiem1lk August 19, 2017
by PEANUT_1211 February 27, 2019