Chumungus

A formal greeting used in American workplaces. First identified on the 13th of July on Reddit when a user asked what "Chumungus" meant when their coworkers kept greeting each other as such.m

Office Peon: Chumungus, boss!
Associate Vice President of Facilities, aka "Supervisor": Chumungus to you!

by PhallicInternationale July 14, 2023

Wrinkle Chiming

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

by Daveed Kashew December 28, 2011

Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.

Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.

by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014

Butt Chummin

The result of overeating at an ethnic restaurant and making the poor decision to go swimming immediately after.

Explosive diarrhea while swimming.

It was a terrible decision to eat at that Brazilian restaurant after the convention and then go swimming in the hotel pool. Security was called after I was butt chummin.

by Jrg January 30, 2017

Blue Chuting

Used in times of extreme desperation; the act of shoving a genie’s lamp up ones ass to get at least one wish.

OMG ... I think Todd is over there in the corner having a seizure. Karen No - he didn’t get home until 4:30 this morning and is over there blue chuting hoping for a pass.

by jbcase01 December 7, 2020

Chumknuckle

An idiot.

A famous modern-day pirate ship which seats no more than 2 men at any given time.

The name of the Captain of the ship bearing the same name.

That Chumknuckle just shit his pants.

by EvilJam September 13, 2006

Chiminican

When a Chinese and Dominican couple conceive a baby you get a Chiminican.

My Chinese girlfriend and I just had a Chiminican!

by Shyze May 18, 2009