Chronic 

A vibe or feeling stemming from a person or objects general likability or coolness. The feeling is often so good that it causes lifelong discomfort or pain. Can be crippling.

This cake is the totally chronic and I think about it for the rest of my life.

Chronic by CheeseFace1st May 26, 2024

chronic

chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu obsession

"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"

chronic by snotpilled February 22, 2026

chronic

chromatic sonic, or a late stage condition like chronic sonichu feet obsession

"the new chronic game is so buttfucking awesome type shit"

chronic by snotpilled February 22, 2026

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Chronic Bash Syndrome 

A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:

1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"

2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.

"Jacks Got Chronic bash Syndrome so badly today"

OR

"I feel Chronic Bash mate"

Chronic Bash Syndrome by Al Phillips January 12, 2008

Chronic Bitch Dependency 

(n.)
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.

APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."

Tom: "An intervention?"

APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"

Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"

APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)

Chronic Bitch Dependency by RROMM November 7, 2007

chronic cringe 

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

chronic cringe by finesseeeee March 1, 2019