He is a very tall man who can always be annoying.He also has no friends.Hes not in any sports.he likes a girl and she likes him but they don’t want to be together.he always wants to stay in his locker at school and watch studio c all day.
by I like unicorns dancing on rai June 2, 2018

The type of person that finds someone's marked disc, but rather than returning it posts of for auction on eBay.
by wordsmith1998 April 13, 2023

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.
by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

by McKherj October 4, 2022

A god. A lord. A planet destroyer.
Chet is commonly known as “the blue snail from turbo.” But he is also a god and should be worshipped as such
Chet is commonly known as “the blue snail from turbo.” But he is also a god and should be worshipped as such
by ChetLover February 1, 2019

dman: bro i just lost my monkey!
workman: holy chettttt
big red braddock: chet.
b ray: chet no way
pearce the vail: what the chet
seany o: aww chetttt not again!
brittoney spears: well chet let’s go buy some bananas!
workman: holy chettttt
big red braddock: chet.
b ray: chet no way
pearce the vail: what the chet
seany o: aww chetttt not again!
brittoney spears: well chet let’s go buy some bananas!
by thechetster February 27, 2025

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
