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Chet

He is a very tall man who can always be annoying.He also has no friends.Hes not in any sports.he likes a girl and she likes him but they don’t want to be together.he always wants to stay in his locker at school and watch studio c all day.
Who’s that guy
Oh that’s Chet

Wow he seems depressed
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Piece of Chet

The type of person that finds someone's marked disc, but rather than returning it posts of for auction on eBay.
"Hey, someone found your disc and posted it on eBay."

"What a piece of chet!"
by wordsmith1998 April 13, 2023
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chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.
Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...
by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023
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tre-poo-chet

A type of catapult that uses a long arm to throw poo (human or otherwise).
Some jerk with a dog constructed a tre-poo-chet to defile the front of my house multiple times.
by McKherj October 4, 2022
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Chet

A god. A lord. A planet destroyer.
Chet is commonly known as “the blue snail from turbo.” But he is also a god and should be worshipped as such
“Dude did you worship Chet today?”
“No.”
“DUDE YOU CAN GET EXECUTED FOR THAT!”
by ChetLover February 1, 2019
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chet

slang for holy shit. cooler version and less vulgar. goofy silly for shiiitttt if you will
dman: bro i just lost my monkey!
workman: holy chettttt
big red braddock: chet.
b ray: chet no way
pearce the vail: what the chet
seany o: aww chetttt not again!
brittoney spears: well chet let’s go buy some bananas!
by thechetster February 27, 2025
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Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
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