The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026

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<.3.4.3.>Anything Cream Cheese, Jelly , Bacon, And Bagel Is A Minimalist's Pizza Party<.3.4.3.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

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<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

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You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

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squeeze the cream cheeze

To shit yourself, either purpasely or accidently.

-Did you fuckin' squeeze the cheeze?
-Worse.
-Squeeze the cream cheeze.
-Yeah, let's get the fuck outa here, man.
-You go, I ain't goin' anywhere with you when you smell like shit.

by M. D. Fluppy June 22, 2007

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Creampie Cheese

Fremented jizz clumps that have been in a chick overnight because the bitch was too lazy to get out of bed and clean her snatch.

Sally had a hard time digging out the Creampie Cheese the morning after a came in her. Later on, Sally ended up getting an aboption.

by gmunneeluv April 16, 2010

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cream cheesed

When someone gets killed, badly. Mainly in a video game

When someone gets owned.

That bk randy just got cream cheesed!

by Z o IM b ii E s November 30, 2009

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