chutpandoos

A way to call someone an idiot of the highest order. The word is a combination of the two synonymous words 'Chutiya' and 'Pandu' (both of which mean stupid/idiot) into one word.

Guy1: Remember the time we got lost in the bazaar... I saw Marshall asking a blind person for directions.
Guy2: He's a chutpandoos.

by haris_harami July 21, 2022

Chattanooga waterslide

When you are having sex and the penis slips out of the vagina while on the "backstroke" and you thrust forward and the penis forcefully enters the anus.

I heard that carl accidently gave lacy a chattanooga waterslide. Wow carl is such a tease!

by theunderwaterhamburgler September 5, 2022

Chattanooga Sugar cookie

Chattanooga Sugar cookie Is when there is a threesome and one member of said threesome is from Chattanooga Tennessee the mail ejaculate semen into the rectum of one female then said female extracts ejaculation onto a cookie and the other female consumes cookie

Her favorite movies of Chattanooga sugar cookie

by This is Complete bullshit March 23, 2023

Chattanoogan chimichanga

this can only occur when in Chattanooga, Tennessee. it is the act of befriending a mexican woman, taking her to go eat mexican food and stealing her shit, setting the shit on fire and then throwing it in a nearby nursery.

"damn did you hear about the Chattanoogan chimichanga that went down last night?'

by pharret ballsack April 13, 2023

chalandon

A smart guy who is extremely tall , but will be loud when you first meet him maybe even just a little to loud 😂

Person 1 : wow Chalandon is loud

Person 2 : ikr!

by Hi_María January 25, 2024

Chattanooga chapter book

This was thought up by my friend George. When you shit in someone’s ass crack and then clap there cheeks together.

“I gave my girlfriend a hot Chattanooga chapter book”

by Invader zyn May 26, 2024

Chattanooga Cherry Bomb

More of a recipe than definition. Contains 1 quart white lightning, one bottle of Piggly Wiggly brand pancake syrup, one can Red Bull and one bottle of Cherry ZzzQuil with a liberal pinch of Red Dot brand ball-type smokeless powder (as this type of powder usually meters well. Flake powder can be more difficult to meter correctly due to the fact that it can ''stack up'' in the powder measure, and can be less uniform in density when metering, thereby turning your Cherry bomb into a ticking time bomb). Simmer slowly in crockpot for 12 hours and then slap yourself in the face real hard.

''I blew my eyebrows off when I tried drinking my Chattanooga cherry bomb with a lit cigarette in my mouth.''

by anonymous June 1, 2024